Well, not entirely sure where this came from.. but i found it rather amusing..
mostly because i do believe they are attempting to be serious about the whole matter..

not set number of reasons, just a series of them..

if you get bored, you at least have to read the final dot point..

At home repairman

He repairs your PC, you have your own repairman at home, ready for 24/7 interventions (please note that unlike classical after sales services and hotlines, no maintenance of W... will be secured). Your PC will always be at the top : you get plenty of newish stuff he doesn’t use anymore. ...Such as the GeForce 4 Ti4600 graphic card he bought last month but that he doesn’t want anymore ’cause he found a much better one since. For you, it’s almost free of charge, and he is so happy...

Super speed Internet

Enjoy a broadband Internet connection at home, at the leading edge of kbps since your man will always demand the latest fashionable speedy connection. There again, another financial advantage on top of that : a geek is commonly little concerned by the bill, and will often forget to make you pay your share (and also to shave himself).

Your expression area in the wardrobe

Enjoy plenty of free space in the wardrobe (if there’s any, that’s is, it’s a geek’s house). Sure, 4 T-shirts, 2 jeans and 2 boxer-shorts (and a jumper in the winter) won’t eat all the space in the bedroom. So go for it ! Indulge yourself with clothing boulimia, you’ve got all the needed room for stocking. So what it’s dear ? Your geek is here, he can pay, can’t he ? And then, he’ll go and shave himself. Trick : you may apply this rule for holidays : plenty of space in the suitcase for the geekgirlfriend’s bikinis (see also Agnès’article on holidays).

Calculator

Save batteries on your calculator. One must know that a geek loves mental calculation and is sometimes very fast at it (on the shaving topic, it is the opposite). Reliability of the result is estimated at 98% (the remaining 2% being due to nasty little floating points).

Gastronomy

Be assured you’ll never starve or die of thirst. You’ll never experience pasta or coke shortages. Evolved geeks will even be delicate enough to fill up the deep freezer with ready-made meals soo handy and so quick to prepare. Moreover, you’ll always get good coffee in a decent geek’s place.
Having fun together

Indulge yourself in the fun of tête-à-tête videogames. How lovely to play with your chosen one. Even if it usually consists in exploding your ennemies’ head with a bazooka, the game is a true moment of closeness you could for sure not have enjoyed with other men (such as a literature prize).

Frenzied romantism

You’ll be shown thousands of charming and unusual attentions. Love messages in rot13 (message ciphering method), bits of coding to put in your XTerm (sure, girls, you need to get an XTerm first)which change into wild love declarations, little sweety programs developed at your sole intention, which will do exactly what you need, et plenty of love messages that will reach you through various electronic means. That’s quite something, compared to chocolates or bunches of flowers !
And also...

Your beloved one will also fill in your dull life with :

- Jolly society : his friends are always ready for a good joke, you’ll never get bored with them (provided that you know what they’re talking about).

- Healthy sport activities. Carrying a 19 inches screen is good for your biceps.

- Small screws. Any self-respecting woman knows that you’ll always need small screws at home. Well, that’s our luck, a geek has plenty of them. He will give you some provided that you find convincing arguments : one should not spoil them, there are not so easy to find.

lol