1 Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
2 Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
3 You mean there's something else to do?
4 Steal WiFi from your Neighbour
5 play single player mode
6 Wipe useless stuff off hard disk to make room for new porn when the ISP is back
7 Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
8 Find a better ISP
9 Work
10 Slit your wrists with broken AOL trial disks
11 Start talking to your girlfriend again.
12 Reset Modem: repeat
13 Install all those programs you downloaded but never got around to installing
14 Run in circles, screaming hysterically about the end of the world.
15 Call friends to see if their ISP is working.
16 Create your own IM bot to converse with.
17 Open up the ol' pinging .bat file!
18 Plot out your revenge for the ISP
19 switch to TV
20 Sacrifice your first born child for the return of your internet service
21 take a shower and scrape off mould / fern from body
22 Get a black rooster paint a pentacle with his blood and do some invocations
23 Go out to buy another pallet of Mountian Dew for the year ahead.
24 Go through your web cache to see if you missed anything.
25 Cry
26 die alone
27 Hang yourself with network cables
28 Load up the zsnes emulator and play chrono trigger and earthbound for hours.
29 Buy some new tubes.
30 host a lan game with hopes of people joining
31 Plug the power cable back in, you probably kick it out idiot!
32 smoke a cigarrete
33 Bet on horses; wake up the gerbil.
34 Go to Starbucks and Login to T-Mobile
35 take a nap
36 Write your lists on paper
37 install quake3 and call a friend to play in LAN game,, jeje
38 Pray to the Dark Gods that it will be fixed
39 run around in circles muttering "the end is near" and "I'm not crazy"
40 try dialing in every 10 minutes, just in case its back up
41 Buy a cow, and start a farmers life
42 Cry (like a little girl)
43 Panic!
44 Come up with new List ideas for when it's back up.
45 Dial 911 immediately.
46 go to the washroom
47 Kill google! *throws chair*
48 Two words: sponge bath.
49 Get-away-from-computer
50 Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

Thanks need that spot of humor

who has to redial now a days??

thanks for that, sadly i have done one or two of those

Yea... Clean up the hdd ready for new content...

... open the curtains? are you mad.. the sunlight would cause instantaneous third degree burns..

im usually found installing software i downloaded but never used